Thanksgiving 2009

I am full as a tick....ate till I was sick...Met a guy named Rick....or was that Nick?.....He was sure Quick....Was a Redneck Hick....But he was my pick ....OK...enough of this rhyme....there is no time....this should be a crime....I could turn on a dime....anybody got a lime?....but can't you see?.....Can you agree?....I have the key.....don't touch my knee....I made some tea....come sit with me.....I must go pee.....Okay.....I said STOP it.....you must zip your lip.....we have to quit....or I will hit....just go sit...get out of that pit....

I could do this all night....but will stop for now....no more rhymes today.....my brain needs to rest now....

hope your Thanksgiving was as good as mine.....! I am thankful that you all are reading this blog!....You really should get a life!

Joke of the Day

How do you know when you are staying at a REDNECK HOTEL?

When you call up to the front desk and tell them that you have a leak in the sink.....they say, "GO AHEAD!"

You're a REDNECK if.......

1) You've ever had to lug a paint can to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
2) Your wife's hairdo has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan.
3) You go to your family reunion to pick up women.
4) Your richest relative buys a new house -- and you have to help him take the wheels off it.
5) You think a six-pack and a bug zapper is quality entertainment.
6) Your family tree does not fork.
7) You've ever been too drunk to fish.
8) You've lost more than two teeth opening beer bottles.
9) You helped your cousin move his refrigerator -- and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
10) You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.

Can you take one more joke?

Did you hear about the woman who had 5 legs?

Her panties fit her like a glove........

Laura Jo with Mama Jo

I just got an email from a friend who mentioned that I failed horribly in my blog-ness to show a picture of this precious LAURA JO!!! And I say....SHAME ON ME!!!! What kind of a grandma am I anyway?....well, a sorry one I should say....so here goes.....enjoy!

Today was my Jewel day....When I got to the home, she was in the activity room playing balloon toss....one of her favorite things to do....She can't see well, to put it mildly, but she can sure hit that balloon....then it was on to chapel....We get situated and she asked if I brought her "treats" which of course I did....so I load her up on her favorite cookies, while the sermon is going on. It keeps her awake for most of it....I remember doing that with my own kids years ago...Then her favorite part next is Bingo....She loves this more than I can tell ya....And we won twice...which is really all this crowd can take...They look at ya like you had better not yell BINGO again, and we didn't, thank goodness! Didn't want these old folks turning on me! We won $4....It's $2 a game in winnings...she really hates it when two bingo and she has to share her winnings.....she is not a happy camper when that happens...She is so much fun...she cracks me up! After Bingo it is off to her room for more cookies and her "treatment"...which is a good foot& hand rubbing..... That was all I had time for, cause it was time for lunch.....She sends me off with a blessing & covers me in prayer before I leave. It was a jewel of a day!

Here are my beautiful children....Yeah I know....I look like one of them!

Gator Land

Check out the gators at Gatorland......

Sleeping Bear

Here is an exciting moving video of our sleeping bear.....

Significant Woman

Here is my first attempt at a youtube video....Check it out...This was a song I wrote for a class I took at church....

Welcome World!

Hey Guys....I have made it into the 21st Century! I am now a blogger...of course I have no idea what I am doing, so bear with me.....